Since I am bad with introductions, I will let a survey do it for me.

What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you? Thank God.

Single or Taken? Let’s call it like it is “Emotionally Unavailable.”

Ever been in a fight? If so with who and did you win? And did you use your fists or a weapon? Yes. More like someone broke it up. My fists are a weapon.

Do you get in trouble for things you didn’t do? All the time. In fact, that is what my epitaph will read.

What would you do if you found out your bestfriend were gay? One of my bestfriends is gay. The only thing that changed in our friendship was that I could stop trying to look cute.

If you could speak 3 different languages, what would they be? Arabic, Russian and probably Greek.

What would you rather have been named? Or do you like your name? I don’t mind my name but I dont feel like it suits me. My parents wanted to name me Diamond. That would have been awesome.

Country you’ve most wanted to visit?  I have been blessed enough to visit my dream country Greece. Now, I would really like to go an Asian Country.

Would you hit your friend if you found out that he/she were going with your bf/gf? Nope, but I would be realy pissed.

You and your friends are bored, what do you do? Listen to music, go eat or go shopping. I would like to think we are a self sufficient bunch.

Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive? In moderation. (I have piercings so I can’t judge)

Are you addicted to anything? Caffeine.

What songs stuck in your head? “Back in Your Head”-Tiesto Remix. It just never leaves.

Are you sporty or just pure lazy? I’d say lazy but I honestly have a strong desire to learn to play BasketBall.

When was the last time you went to a party? Was it any good? It has seriously been over two years since I went to a real party. I go to Birthday Parties all the time though; I really like cake.

What is the point of life? I used to think it was to be able to sit through a whole Rush album.

Do you hate Twilight as much as I do? It is not that hate it, although had I seen that this question was on this random survey I probably would have skipped it, I just feel guilty for deleting a question. Anyways, who am I to judge what anyone reads or watches. Hell, I still read Nancy Drew books for fun.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?  Probably myself. Not because I am awesome, but I have been alone for the past couple hours and I know I have laughed at something.

Ever had a prank go wrong? In my college dorm, my roommate and I flipped all the furniture over thinking it was going to be sooooo hilarious. We got up early and waited until we heard people going to the common room then we went and watched them. People just turned them over like nothing and went about their days.

Ever tried to outrun a bus? In the two years that I solely took public transportation I did many things to catch up to a bus however outrunning the bus defeated my purposel

If you were to jump out of your bedroom window right now, would you get badly injured? Most likely. I mean it is only two stories but I have the ankles of newborn giraffe.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done? I don’t think I have had a stupid or embarassing moment that has always been with me.

Do you wanna try sky diving? I do actually but I think I should try bungee jumping first.

Ever smart mouthed at a cop? Nope.

Ever been held in jail for a night? Nope.

One word to descibe yourself? Katie.

To describe your friends? Friends.

What do you think is at the bottom of the rainbow? The absense of light.

Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Depends on the child. I wouldn’t say I am the Hero type but I would do anything for my nieces and sisters.

Would you talk to a stranger on the internet? Not one on one.

What’s on your mind right now? How I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. (I honestly think I could look back on this question in 30 years and think the same thing)

You wake up as the opposite sex, what’s the first thing you do? From what I have seen in the movies, pee.

When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head? How did the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man get into my house?

Are you hungry? In general yes, I am pretty hungry

Turn around, what do you see? The back side of my cubicle.

Can you lick your elbow? Nope.

Ever been attacked by a dog? Not viciously but I have had a few dogs come after me.

What do you think of weddings? More Weddings means more cake!

If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be? Disappear is a bit harsh. I would like some of my coworkers to move far away from me.

Do you have an interesting scar? If so, how’d you get it? I have a scar right in the middle of my forehead. I wish it was more badass like Harry Potter but its more like a blob.

Ever dated someone you didn’t find attractive in the least? To me, that defeats the purpose of dating.

Have you ever had a ‘kick me’ sign stuck to your back and didn’t know? If I didn’t know, how could I tell you?

Did you ever begged your parents for a pony when you were little? Probably.

Something you regret? I actually have no regrets. I know a lot of people say that but the truth is, my life has been pretty fulfilling.

Last concert you went to? Earth, Wind and Fire

Who is the last person that made you cry? I think I cried during a movie the other day.

Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow? From what I can see.

Type your name, only using your elbow! ksaxtgkd

Are you purposely irratating? I think we all get that way sometimes.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? When I am fun katie, I would love to be my friend. When I am cranky, I don’t see the appeal.

Ever lost anything down the toilet? Some money.

What comes to mind when I say ‘CABBAGE’? Kalua Pork!

If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do? Be wet?

Have you had any broken bones? I broke a toe.

Do you know all the words to your National Anthem? Yep.

Ever crawled through somebody elses window? Yep. But not so invasive as it seems.

If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Green maybe?

Do you find Russell Brand funny or irratating? Or both? I prefer not to think about Russell Brand.

Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose? No but I have sat down on a rolling chair and had it roll out from under me.

Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people? Sadly yes.

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