Monthly Archives: April 2012

Planning Ahead

11 Wednesday Apr 2012

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We all wonder where we are going to be in 40 or 50 years. Some of us will be married with kids, some will be newly retired, and others will be still working for that cash and still looking for the loves of their lives. For me? I don’t know what ill end up doing or where I’ll be but I know for a fact I’ll never be alone. I have compiled a list of animals that I would pick as my choice companions if I ever end up alone and an old hag.

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Dream: Sleep Driving

04 Wednesday Apr 2012

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I woke up in the middle of the night remembering that I needed to drop something off at the post office. I shoot out of bed and scramble to my car trying to hold myself together. I am driving incredibly slow, sliding along the curb and grazing ever parked car I pass. I am barely conscious. I arrive at the post office and do not have the energy to open my car door, so I decide it would be better if I use the passenger door. I kick the door and it opens with me half hanging out. I stumble to the door and am greeted with the fact the post office is closed. (This next part gets fuzzy) Continue reading →

New Blog. New Shit.

03 Tuesday Apr 2012

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I am a slop. Not on purpose, most days I just do not have it together. No fear, this blog isn’t just about my overwhelming sloppiness; it is about a lot of things. Getting ready to move out alone, losing weight, trying to find a new job, you know the personal stuff.  It is mainly about what I like and how I want to share that with people.

I don’t know what I want out of life. Sometimes I want to be important and sometimes I am happy being mediocre. Sometimes I want to work for the government and sometimes I want to be a mud wrestler. Actually, I fancy being a mud wrestler all of the time but it is such a competetive industry. Most of all I love laughing and I love making people laugh, so that is what I am trying to do with my life.