We all wonder where we are going to be in 40 or 50 years. Some of us will be married with kids, some will be newly retired, and others will be still working for that cash and still looking for the loves of their lives. For me? I don’t know what ill end up doing or where I’ll be but I know for a fact I’ll never be alone. I have compiled a list of animals that I would pick as my choice companions if I ever end up alone and an old hag.

1. Lobsters – the little blue ones! Let’s be honest, if I’m old and alone, I’m going to have a lot of time so ill domesticate a lobster farm. Don’t worry, they won’t get that big, and I would never eat them, but I could dedicate a few years raising my lobsters and I feel I could grow to love them.

2. Don sphinx cat- aka the hairless cats! To be honest I hate cats, for several reasons but the main being hair! I can’t stand cat hair. But this cat is hairless, is white and has black eyes! Basically a devil cat that won’t make me dirty…what could be better? Only a lobster farm

3. A pixie bob- a minx cross breed with a bobcat…yes they are legal! And I want one. A cat that is actually half wild animal is amazing! They get to be like 20 pounds and you have to take them for walks even though they are cats! Their hair is a lot longer so they don’t shed as much and did I mention its half wild animal? Some of them actually have cheetah/leopard like spots or tiger like strips. It’s basically the second best cat in the world, second only the don sphinx!

4. iguana- and the best part is that since ill be alone I’m assuming ill have a spare bedroom so my iguana can have its own room, like a terrarium, ill build a part that come out of the window so he can get some sunlight when it’s that time of the year (aka shedding time), I would snuggle with it, trim its nails, give it baths. It would be my baby iguana, which would eventually become longer than I am taller. The only thing better would be a lobster, or a hairless cat, or a half wild life.

5. A retarded Chihuahua- hey even disabled pets need love too! And what better than a small dog that can’t do shit? Perfect, odds are it won’t shed that much either so as far as I am concerned? We are go!

DISCLAIMER: I reserve the right to have more than one of these at the same time. Like retarded puppy and iguana are a good combo! Perfect!