There’s a lot in this world I want. I’m not a person who would go through extremely great lengths to get what I want, however, sometimes it’s just nice to imagine or dream about things we could want and have. I have compiled a list of things that I have always wanted. Some of these things I’d never try to get, others are things that if I got I would know what to do with and some are inspired by sheer curiosity. I understand some things are outlandish and maybe material but come on its called an impossible wish list for a reason.

1. bedazzler- who hasn’t wanted to take a simple pair of denim and change it into something truly spectacular. Maybe my name, or a sun burst or just random jewels. Unfortunately I wouldn’t be caught dead in rhinestoned denim (hey it’s if it’s your thing, I’m not knocking it, it’s just my personal preference) so my bedazzler is on a distant list of wants.

2. A TV in my bathroom. I mean sometimes a bathroom TV seems so trivial because usually I’m in there for business not pleasure. what I mean is can’t envision myself just going and sitting in the bathroom and watching TV but I suppose I wouldn’t have to wait for commercial breaks. Although nowadays if I wanted the good channels I would have to get a whole separate cable box. Actually this prospect has gotten better. Dropping the deuce and watching HBO! It actually sounds wonderful.

3. A tank. I know some people question my sanity but I promise I will not go crazy and drive the tank through Kearny mesa or anything but I think driving in a tank would be so cool. It fascinates me about how it moves and the way the wheels go on the track and is incredibly agile. I’m weird but I want a tank.

4. A library. I always imagined I would have a library like in beauty and the beast except mine would actually have access to all levels. Except I have a kindle now so if the library is half that size and the rest are electronic that’s cool too. But I would demand that it have huge couches and beds and lounges with pillows and blankets.

5. My own cook. Not that I can’t cook. I actually cook decently, but sometimes you want a home cooked meal and you can’t go out to get one (defeats homecookedness) and you can make one so someone should be there to make it for you. although if I had a cook it would need to be a mix between Ina Garten and Giada Delaurentis (I’m sure I butchered the spelling of that) but the cook must appreciate all food and of course be a GOOD cook.

6. A light sabre. Who hasn’t wanted a real light sabre? I mean a have a few play ones. But I want a real one. I wouldn’t use it on anybody of course but I just want to be able to cut things in half.